PinnedPublished inThe JunctionI Didn’t Spend 4 Years in Sky Writing School to Help Sven Propose to My Ex-GirlfriendNot why I did it, frankly.Feb 6, 20215Feb 6, 20215
PinnedI Accidentally Killed One of the Ninja Turtles And I Am So SorryUgh. I feel awful. I accidentally killed one of the Ninja Turtles and I am so sorry. Damnit. This is just the worst. FML!Oct 21, 20231Oct 21, 20231
PinnedThe Frontiersman’s DiaryYears after Elijah Coleridge’s disappearance, the following diary entries were discovered in the Alaskan wilderness.Nov 23, 20226Nov 23, 20226
Published inThe HavenHelp! The Please Don’t Destroy guys are viciously beating my assWill you do nothing to help me?2d ago12d ago1
Published inThe PubHeaven’s Streets Overcrowded With Third-Party VotersThe righteous and holy third-party voters began flooding God’s Kingdom soon after the 2024 Election.Nov 91Nov 91
Published inThe HavenI’m A White Male Voter And My Head Is So Far Up My Ass I Can Lick My Own TongueI couldn’t help but notice you noticing that my head is up my ass.Nov 8Nov 8
Thank You, Doctor Jake, For My Wonderful Green Pills!Not all heroes wear capes. But my hero Dr. Jake wears one. He says it’s to cover his hump.Nov 51Nov 51
