PinnedPublished inThe JunctionI Didn’t Spend 4 Years in Sky Writing School to Help Sven Propose to My Ex-GirlfriendNot why I did it, frankly.Feb 6, 20214Feb 6, 20214
PinnedI Accidentally Killed One of the Ninja Turtles And I Am So SorryUgh. I feel awful. I accidentally killed one of the Ninja Turtles and I am so sorry. Damnit. This is just the worst. FML!Oct 21, 20231Oct 21, 20231
PinnedThe Frontiersman’s DiaryYears after Elijah Coleridge’s disappearance, the following diary entries were discovered in the Alaskan wilderness.Nov 23, 20227Nov 23, 20227
Published inThe HavenI Teach Writing And These Phrases Tell Me You Used ChatGPT And Are Dating My MotherThese are a giveaway that you used ChatGPT and also that you are probably dating my mother.Feb 171Feb 171
Published inThe HavenYour Honor, My Client Smells Of Cadbury EggJustice may be blind, but it can still smell.Jan 30Jan 30
Notes From My First Month As A Volunteer FirefighterIt turns out fighting fire with fire does not actually work.Jan 7Jan 7
Published inThe PubResponding To An Email From F*CK EXPRESSDear FUCK EXPRESS,Dec 3, 20242Dec 3, 20242
