PinnedPublished inThe JunctionI Didn’t Spend 4 Years in Sky Writing School to Help Sven Propose to My Ex-GirlfriendNot why I did it, frankly.Feb 6, 20215Feb 6, 20215
PinnedI Accidentally Killed One of the Ninja Turtles And I Am So SorryUgh. I feel awful. I accidentally killed one of the Ninja Turtles and I am so sorry. Damnit. This is just the worst. FML!Oct 21, 20231Oct 21, 20231
PinnedThe Frontiersman’s DiaryYears after Elijah Coleridge’s disappearance, the following diary entries were discovered in the Alaskan wilderness.Nov 23, 20227Nov 23, 20227
When Was The Last Time You Did Nothing?Hello and welcome to yet another edition of Extreme Meditation for Winning. I’m your guest blogger, Inmate #4127. I’m a doula, web designer…Nov 26Nov 26
Published inThe HavenHelp! The Please Don’t Destroy guys are viciously beating my assWill you do nothing to help me?Nov 181Nov 181
Published inThe PubHeaven’s Streets Overcrowded With Third-Party VotersThe righteous and holy third-party voters began flooding God’s Kingdom soon after the 2024 Election.Nov 91Nov 91
Published inThe HavenI’m A White Male Voter And My Head Is So Far Up My Ass I Can Lick My Own TongueI couldn’t help but notice you noticing that my head is up my ass.Nov 8Nov 8
