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The Worst of Me

A compilation vacation — This year, as some of you may know, I’ve been participating in a “Daily” Monologue challenge, as well as serializing a novel about ghosts. It turns out that such endeavors really clutter up a Medium page. Frankly, it smells like a gym bag on here. So, inspired by David Sedaris’s…

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The Worst of Me
The Worst of Me
Humor

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Oct 21

I Accidentally Killed One of the Ninja Turtles And I Am So Sorry

Ugh. I feel awful. I accidentally killed one of the Ninja Turtles and I am so sorry. Damnit. This is just the worst. FML! It happened when I was driving down Broadway listening to Summer of ’69 and eating croutons straight out of the bag, as is my wont. It…

Humor

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I Accidentally Killed One of the Ninja Turtles And I Am So Sorry
I Accidentally Killed One of the Ninja Turtles And I Am So Sorry
Humor

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Sep 30

Learn To Anticipate Joy

Hello and welcome to another helping of Extreme Meditation for Winning, the only mindfulness blog designed for winners. Take a moment to congratulate yourself for reading this. You’re either an executive chef at a fancy restaurant seeking self-improvement or an FBI agent tasked with sifting through all my writing “for…

Self Improvement

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Learn To Anticipate Joy
Learn To Anticipate Joy
Self Improvement

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Sep 26

How to start a community watch program

So, you want to start a community watch program, eh? Well, it’s about darn time. Do you have any idea of the consequences of a community that isn’t being watched? Of course you don’t. …

Humor

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How to start a community watch program
How to start a community watch program
Humor

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Sep 2

Astronomer Complaints About Operating The James Webb Space Telescope

“I am 98% sure Ivan has pinkeye, but he claims he’s just been crying about Queen Elizabeth. In either case, I don’t feel comfortable using the telescope after him.” “Ivan told me he found ‘The most wondrous black hole ever detected.’ …

Humor

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Astronomer Complaints About Operating The James Webb Space Telescope
Astronomer Complaints About Operating The James Webb Space Telescope
Humor

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Aug 4

The Real Reason We Procrastinate

Hello and welcome to another edition of Extreme Meditation for Winning. I’m your guest blogger, Ryan Kushner (™). I’m a hunter, gatherer and chief safety officer for the crew of the River Maiden (RIP). Procrastination. It’s like cheap cocaine in a Wendy’s bathroom: everybody’s done it. But unlike cheap cocaine…

Self Improvement

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The Real Reason We Procrastinate
The Real Reason We Procrastinate
Self Improvement

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Jul 7

Find Your Quiet Place

Hello and welcome to another edition of Extreme Meditation for Winning, the only meditation blog that asks, “Where exactly is your bathroom?” I’m your guest blogger, Ryan Kushner, Ph.D., Esq., Wt.F. I am a neuroscientist, Tae Kwon Do Yellow Belt and parasocial relationship-haver. I’d like to begin today by asking…

Mindfulness

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Find Your Quiet Place
Find Your Quiet Place
Mindfulness

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Jun 7

Setting Boundaries

Hello and welcome to another edition of Extreme Meditation For Winning, the only meditation blog currently under investigation for money laundering. I’m Lt. Ryan Kushner. I am a psychologist, marathon runner and member of the Swedish death metal band “Skülkrünch.” Today I want to talk with you about “setting boundaries.”…

Mindfulness

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Setting Boundaries
Setting Boundaries
Mindfulness

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May 26

Early Drafts of ‘Mr. Tambourine Man’ Reveal Dylan’s Obsession with Whether Or Not ‘The Grinch’ Is Real

Recently uncovered drafts of Bob Dylan’s pioneering “Mr. Tambourine Man” provide valuable insight into the artist’s writing process and also his obsession with whether or not “the Grinch” is real.

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Drafts of ‘Mr. Tambourine Man’ Reveal Dylan’s Obsession with Whether Or Not ‘The Grinch’ Is Real
Drafts of ‘Mr. Tambourine Man’ Reveal Dylan’s Obsession with Whether Or Not ‘The Grinch’ Is Real
Music

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May 2

Trusting Yourself

Hello and thank you for clicking on another edition of Extreme Meditation For Winning. I’m your guest blogger, Dr. Ryan Kushner. I am an actor, surgeon and New York Times Best Selling Author reader. Today I’m going to be talking about trusting yourself. As many people know, it’s not always…

Satire

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Trusting Yourself
Trusting Yourself
Satire

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