PinnedPublished inThe JunctionI Didn’t Spend 4 Years in Sky Writing School to Help Sven Propose to My Ex-GirlfriendNot why I did it, frankly.Feb 6, 20214Feb 6, 20214
PinnedI Accidentally Killed One of the Ninja Turtles And I Am So SorryUgh. I feel awful. I accidentally killed one of the Ninja Turtles and I am so sorry. Damnit. This is just the worst. FML!Oct 21, 20231Oct 21, 20231
PinnedThe Frontiersman’s DiaryYears after Elijah Coleridge’s disappearance, the following diary entries were discovered in the Alaskan wilderness.Nov 23, 20227Nov 23, 20227
A Travel Guide For My One-Bedroom ApartmentUnforgettable experiences abound in Ryan’s apartment.May 9May 9
Your honor, I made a SubstackOnly my peers and everyone who uses the internet can judge me.May 8May 8
I’m Your Kid’s Pet Fish And Frankly I Can’t Believe I’m Still Alive, EitherI am unending, Clarice.Apr 25Apr 25
