PinnedPublished inThe JunctionI Didn’t Spend 4 Years in Sky Writing School to Help Sven Propose to My Ex-GirlfriendNot why I did it, frankly.Feb 6, 2021A response icon4Feb 6, 2021A response icon4
PinnedI Accidentally Killed One of the Ninja Turtles And I Am So SorryUgh. I feel awful. I accidentally killed one of the Ninja Turtles and I am so sorry. Damnit. This is just the worst. FML!Oct 21, 2023A response icon1Oct 21, 2023A response icon1
PinnedThe Frontiersman’s DiaryYears after Elijah Coleridge’s disappearance, the following diary entries were discovered in the Alaskan wilderness.Nov 23, 2022A response icon7Nov 23, 2022A response icon7
A Travel Guide For My One-Bedroom ApartmentUnforgettable experiences abound in Ryan’s apartment.May 9May 9
Your honor, I made a SubstackOnly my peers and everyone who uses the internet can judge me.May 8May 8
I’m Your Kid’s Pet Fish And Frankly I Can’t Believe I’m Still Alive, EitherI am unending, Clarice.Apr 25Apr 25
GreatVets PetCare Newsletter UpdatesPay your bills, people.Apr 8A response icon1Apr 8A response icon1
