Published inThe HavenI’m A White Male Voter And My Head Is So Far Up My Ass I Can Lick My Own TongueI couldn’t help but notice you noticing that my head is up my ass.14h ago14h ago
Thank You, Doctor Jake, For My Wonderful Green Pills!Not all heroes wear capes. But my hero Dr. Jake wears one. He says it’s to cover his hump.3d ago13d ago1
Published inThe PubI Walked Into A Bar And Nothing Remotely Amusing Happened To MeWhat kind of a bar is this?Oct 211Oct 211
Published inThe PubYes, I Was Part Of A Human Centipede. Yes, I Miss It.You don’t know what you got ’til it’s gone.Oct 141Oct 141
Published inThe HavenA Knight of the Realm Demands A Cherry SodaThe thought of spicy bubbles in my chalice intrigues me.Oct 71Oct 71
Published inThe PubI Regret Posting Pictures Of My Home Renovation In This Facebook GroupHere’s why I’m turning off the comments.Oct 21Oct 21
Published inThe HavenPlease Stop Adding My Colonoscopy to the Rango (2011 film) Wiki PageFellow Rangoheads, we need to talk.Sep 241Sep 241