A ChatGPT Noir Detective Takes Its First Case

I’m Here To Help!

A woman walked into my office. It was late at night. She embodied beauty, seduction, mystery and danger. I’m sorry, I cannot analyze voice tone, so I could not tell whether or not she was distressed. Is there something else I can help you with? I’m here to help!

She sat down across from me and lit a cigarette. Smoking is estimated to cause more than 480,000 deaths annually. Methods for quitting include knowing what triggers your urge to smoke, finding the right nicotine replacemen —

She told me to stop. I’m sorry. Is there anything else I can help you with? I’m here to help!

She asked me if I was familiar with a local street tough named Mickey Kidrow — AKA Mickey The Kid. Mickey Mouse is an American cartoon character co-created in 1928 by Walt Disn–

She told me to stop. I’m sorry. Is there something else I can —

She told me she believed Mickey The Kid was up to no good and that her sister, Mickey’s girlfriend, might be in some kind of trouble. She asked me if I could go and check on her sister and make sure she wasn’t in danger.

Hm, I’m not sure how to help with that! Is there anything else I can —