Daily Monologue | Feb. 3
Feb 4, 2021
A woman charged in the Capitol riots asked a judge to let her take a vacation in Mexico. She said she wanted a chance to try authentic coup d’étacos.
After being accused of using fake fish, Subway is offering an “ITSREAL” deal on its tuna subs. The CEO has also pledged to brand himself with a toaster oven to prove he himself is real.
A man with the state of Florida tattooed on his forehead was arrested after calling 911 for a ride home. Police questioned whether he was in the right state on mind.
