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Daily Monologue | Jan. 13

President Trump was impeached for the second time. One more time and he gets a free sub.

A 45,000-year-old cave drawing of a pig is now the oldest known depiction of an animal. The drawing was found hanging on the cave’s 45,000-year-old refrigerator.

An Olympic Gold Medalist Swimmer was identified as part of the mob that raided the Capitol. He was wearing goggles, a swimming cap and was shirtless, so it took a while to pick him out of the crowd.

Some Republican lawmakers are complaining about new metal detectors installed at the Capitol. They keep setting them off with their cast-iron hearts.