Daily Monologue | Jan. 26
Jan 27, 2021
No one will be elected into the Baseball Hall of Fame in 2021. However, due to COVID safety precautions, everyone will receive two Golden Gloves.
Target announced it is dropping a coconut milk brand after allegations that it uses forced monkey labor. They will also be halting all DVD sales of Godzilla vs. Kong.
A new Oklahoma bill would establish an official Bigfoot hunting season. If you want to hunt a large, hairy, unwanted creature outside the season, you’ll first have to make sure it isn’t one of those Duck Dynasty guys.
Dozens of chameleons were reportedly smuggled in a suitcase in Austria. Officials rescued the chameleons and have since saved 15% or more on car insurance.
