Daily Monologue | Jan. 8

r.j. kushner
Jan 9, 2021

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Photo by Demi-Felicia Vares on Unsplash

Squirrel attacks are on the rise in a New York City neighborhood. To fight back, the city is sending in reinforcements of shaky birdfeeders.

A Harvard professor is saying an object that whizzed by Earth likely came from an alien world. He said he could tell by the way it sped up after seeing us.

The Grammys have been postponed. Organizers said it was due to continued uncertainty surrounding COVID-19 and post-divorce Kanye West.

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r.j. kushner
r.j. kushner

Written by r.j. kushner

Dubbed by the New York Times as “all out of free articles this month.”

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