Daily Monologue | March 1
Mar 2, 2021
An iceberg larger than New York City broke off of Antarctica. It’s already been given the slogan, “If you can make it here, you’re probably a penguin.”
A new COVID study claims museums are the safest indoor activity. And before you ask: Yes, they factored in ancient mummy curses.
The first-ever space hotel could be operational by 2027.
- The minibar prices will finally be beyond sky-high.
- The rooms will offer the chance to boldly go where multiple strangers have slept and peed before.
- Which is silly; if you want something dark with limited oxygen, just go to an Econo Lodge.