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Daily Monologue | March 1

An iceberg larger than New York City broke off of Antarctica. It’s already been given the slogan, “If you can make it here, you’re probably a penguin.”

A new COVID study claims museums are the safest indoor activity. And before you ask: Yes, they factored in ancient mummy curses.

The first-ever space hotel could be operational by 2027.

1. The minibar prices will finally be beyond sky-high.
2. The rooms will offer the chance to boldly go where multiple strangers have slept and peed before.
3. Which is silly; if you want something dark with limited oxygen, just go to an Econo Lodge.