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I Could Make Jurassic Park Work
Here’s how.
I don’t usually consider myself to be an overconfident person, but there are also times when I think, Hey, I could make Jurassic Park work. I had this thought recently while I was reading Jurassic Park. Here’s how I would make Jurassic Park into a successful business venture.
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One: Waivers/Nondisclosures
Everybody has to sign a waiver and a nondisclosure agreement before they can come to my Jurassic Park. This way, if someone gets eaten by a raptor, it doesn’t hurt our public relations so much. Of course, it’d still be bad. I’m not trying to sound callous. But if you’re coming to a dinosaur park, you’ve got to be willing to accept some liability. That’s just good business sense.
Two: No kids
A big mistake in the book is having children of divorce come to Jurassic Park. At my Jurassic Park, there’d be a strict “no kids” policy. Not only would this improve safety and liability issues, it would open up more opportunities for “adult entertainment,” if you catch my drift. Dino Casino, anyone?
Three: More raptors
Yes, if you read Jurassic Park, at some point you probably thought: too many…
