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I Started Making Millions On The Internet Once I Stopped Doing This One Stupid Thing
If you’re doing this, stop.
The internet.
It’s not just for gambling.
It’s also for stalking your ex and their new happy family. It’s so great that they’re doing well! Is that a German Shepard?
But the internet is also good for a third thing I just found out about: making millions.
How did I do it?
Easy. I’ll tell you. In a long-winded sort of way.
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I used to be an idiot. And I mean, I was a real chump! Every other day I’m getting taken for a ride. Whenever someone tried to tell me a joke that started with “Knock knock,” I’d leave to go see who was at the door.
It was pathetic!
I wanted to die.
I did die, in fact. Choked on an AirPod. Fortunately, an angel brought me back and said my work wasn’t done: It said I had to finish cleaning my room. But I never did!
And I never will.
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