Notes From My Vacation On The Island of Doctor Moreau

r.j. kushner
3 min readDec 14, 2022

Finally made it to the hotel. The lobby stunk like vomit. I complained to Moreau and he said it was probably because I’d just vomited all over the davenport. He’s very smug. They should call him “Doctor Smug.” Anyway, then this big furry freak came over and took my bags to my room. I didn’t tip him.

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r.j. kushner

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