The St. Francis Prayer To Stop Birds from Pooping On Him
Let your birds of the sky continue to surround me
Let them continue to inspire me
But maybe once in a while
Could you have the birds
Ease up on the turds?
I accept your will in all things, O Lord
Including the birds you send to me in zeal
So many birds…
And always after
They’ve had a big meal.
Yes, Lord, holy is thy name,
But would it kill you to consider
Redirecting their aim?