They’re Back

You didn’t think you’d see them again, did you? Well, think again.

They’re back, and there’s no denying it. Don’t believe us? Simply look at the picture. Right there. What? Do you not see them? Of course you do. It’s them. Who else?

The fact that they are back is undeniable, and they don’t intend to let you forget that they’re back. Certainly not!

Certainly not!

You can avert your gaze all you want, but they will still be back.

That’s them.

Why not stop and say hello, offer them some homemade apple cider? They’re back and they may well be thirsty, just like anyone else.

They don’t appear to have aged much since the last time they were here. Have you? Perhaps.

Uh-oh, one of them seems upset. Don’t move, damn you! Oh, wait, never mind…all is well. Just a bit of indigestion. Perhaps from all the excitement of being back (which they are, undeniably).

Here’s a quote about them being back: “They’re back.” — The Obvious Facts (just check the picture).

One, two, three, four…yes, everyone is here. They’re back!

Editor’s Note: The author of this article demands privacy at this time.